There is no explanation for what i do on here :)
I have no life and i occasionally escape into the bottomless pit that is Tumblr. <3
I was born in may of 1994 and i have a son who was born in February of 2012.

 

wayward-saints:

jaclcfrost:

if you’ve ever legitimately cried like a fucking baby over a character clap your hands

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(Source: jaclcfrost)

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: dddderrnsuree)

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

lilmiss-fallen-angel:

green-eyed-rising-demon:

callurn:

timeladyonthetardis:

callurn:

cyanide123:

callurn:

if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five

with a car

You’re on your period right?

I am a 17 year old boy

i love how you felt the need to add your age there

Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least

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I was expecting something bloody but this is so much better

My friend looked up doctor who.porn and just told me there were things so nasty they could only be on tumblr. I was laughing like a retarded seal