There is no explanation for what i do on here :)
I have no life and i occasionally escape into the bottomless pit that is Tumblr. <3
I was born in may of 1994 and i have a son who was born in February of 2012. I go to college fulltime and live on my own. I have no more description to give :/

 

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio)

dafuqyouwantfrumme:

thethirddecade1121:

watchthelightfade:

polople:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

oh my god it’s the edge of a cement wall jesus christ that fucked me up so bad it took so long for me to understand

I STILL DONT GET IT


hence why his arm has a shadow under it

Thank you for the tiny drawing omg my brain

That fucking drawin fixed it omg thank you

dafuqyouwantfrumme:

thethirddecade1121:

watchthelightfade:

polople:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

oh my god it’s the edge of a cement wall jesus christ that fucked me up so bad it took so long for me to understand

I STILL DONT GET IT

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hence why his arm has a shadow under it

Thank you for the tiny drawing omg my brain

That fucking drawin fixed it omg thank you

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone)